Ares: My Mom Called Me A Son Of A Bitch, So I Slapped Her Because Ain't Nobody Talking Like That About

Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

Roger: Hey Deaky, guess what’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Brian, covering John ears: Oh my god, rOGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Roger: So much..-

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

QUEEN FACTS pt.2

Roger wore a black bra for the I Want To Break Free video. (but some people say it was actually blue) (he honstly rocks in any color AND is a gorgeous woman so…………k)

there was a night back in the 70s where Brian got drunk with Van Halen and, of course, he had to throw up. he hit his head in the toilet and ended up with a concussion. he had to play with a bandage on his head the following night and I WISH A HAD A PICTURE BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT :( anyway guys stay sober

before Freddie died, he had prepared a huge list of christmas presents for all his friends. Elton John got a painting. he cried a lot. stg Freddie was an angel.

OKAY GUYS THIS ONE MAKES ME CRY ALL THE TIME ARE YOU READY?

an asteroid was named Freddie to commemorate the date of his 70th birthday, in september 2016. the International Astronomical Union has designated the asteroid 17473 as Freddiemercury. it was discovered in 1991, the same year that Freddie died. it orbits the sun in a trajectory between Mars and Jupiter. Brian said: “Asteroid 17473 Freddiemercury is a point of light, but, a very special point of light.”

Roger and Brian were having a huge fight on the backstage, but it ended up when they bursted into Freddie’s dressing room. he was sitting in his underwear and eating corn flakes.

roger was drunk during the who wants to live forever video shoot. that does not surprises me lol

Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it. BTW he made the RS with his dad, and that makes it even more special ok cool.

when roger first met dominique during the organization of the hyde park gig, he kept calling and coming up with silly excuses to see her AND AW THAT’S CUTE

It is reported that Freddie once had a cat named Roger. I mean………………. roger is a cool cat.

John was, at first, refered to as Deacon John (in interviews and stuff) because the boys thought is sounded better and ???? damn john deacon is an iconic name wtf. (I had a picture of an interview where they called him deacon john but this idiot lost it)

freddie liked to collect stamps when he was a around 9-12 years old. his album contains stamps from Britain, Monaco, Eastern Europe, Aden (now part of Yemen) and Zanzibar. the collection was purchased by the Postal Museum (UK) in 1993, and sales proceeds go to the Mercury Phoenix Fund, the charity created in its memory. (I screamed very loudly)

Roger and Freddie had a thrift store before Queen, around 1968/69. they sold old clothes and some of freddies design works. that’s all I have to say.

okay guys that’s all for today. thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk :)))

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

John + yellow  ✧  for @dalliscar

Queen Texts #4

DiscoDeaky: wₕₒ ₐₜₑ ₘy cₑᵣₑₐₗ

SpaceNerd: John?

DiscoDeaky: ɨ ֆǟɨɖ աɦօ ǟȶɛ ʍʏ ƈɛʀɛǟʟ

CupboardBoi: jesus, satan calm down

DiscoDeaky: ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ

OneQueerBoi: well, none of us ate it!

DiscoDeaky: 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞

DiscoDeaky: ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｘ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｅ

OneQueerBoi: ask Julie then!

DiscoDeaky: yₒᵤ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ⱼᵤₗᵢₑ ₐₜₑ ᵢₜ?

DiscoDeaky: Ḫ̴͔̦͑a̴̻̘͋̈̏̀̈́̐́͋,̸̧̲̬̳̯́͒ ̵̛̹͙̤̰̖̲̌̈́̅͗̑i̷̧̲̔ ̸̦̓̅̈́̈́́͌̿̇̀ͅd̵̡̜̯̲̻́̑ͅơ̸̗̞͓͈̦̙͑̋̎̏͐̐͐ņ̷̨̧̦̤̺̯͓̦̍́̈̏ͅ'̷̨̧̱̹͇͇̙͖̙̇̓͊̅͑̀̆͑͘͝ͅt̸̮̊͒̉͌͠ ̸̛̬̝̂̍͂̊̃̄̕͠b̵̖̺͔̼̖̹̒̉̇͒̋͗̑͜͜͝ē̸̥̟̰͌̍̄ͅl̶̜̬̩̟͋͝i̷̯̻̟̲͝è̵͜v̶̛͍̞̠̪̖̖͎͖́̽̌̓̿̅͆é̷̞͎̍̒͐͋͜ ̶̜̲̯͐̑͊͜i̴̢̗̤͕̯̠̺͇͋̈́̔͒t̶̨̼̺͚̪̐̅͒̌͊̐

SpaceNerd: Did you ask her?

DiscoDeaky: …

DiscoDeaky: she ate it

CupboardBoi: Are you going to apologize, demon?

DiscoDeaky: *high pitched devil screeching*

DiscoDeaky: NEVER

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Poseidon: I was put on this earth to do one thing

Hades, disinterested: oh?

Poseidon: Yeah. Luckily, I forgot what it was so now I can do whatever I want