Persephone: *yawns*

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

“he was my best friend, my best man. we shared so much and i owe so much to him.” - roger taylor

greek gods as things my friends do

Zeus: says ‘my man’ after every sentence, regardless of the gender

Poseidon: sprays his gatorade bottle at people who are being mean to him

Hades: says ‘I wanna die’ at any mild inconvenience

Hera: rants about the girls that are mean to her

Demeter: threatens to break into her friends houses if they forget to pack a lunch

Hestia: hugs everyone for no apparent reason

Apollo: draws all over tests and folders

Artemis: rants about feminism 

Athena: smacks people with books, usually for them being mildly irritating

Aphrodite: “here’s” *tap* “the motherfucking” *tap tap tap* “tea” *tap*

Ares: says “fight me” at random times for no reason

Hephaestus: gives everyone disapproving looks while quietly watching them from afar

Hermes: runs fucking everywhere. like, we have to go to the other side of the gym which would take 20 seconds of walking? let’s fucking sprint bois

Dionysus: pationately rants about how drugs should be legal

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.

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brian : you’re not Irish.

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freddie : binge drinkers.

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roger, from across the room : aMEN!

Apollo: [to Hades and Cerberus] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge.

Athena: What?! Why do I get this...dubious-looking device?

Apollo: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device.’ Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Hades: Who does that make you, Apollo? Fred?

Apollo: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

Apollo: can we agree to not tell mom about this

Artemis: this isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you

QUEEN FACTS pt.2

Roger wore a black bra for the I Want To Break Free video. (but some people say it was actually blue) (he honstly rocks in any color AND is a gorgeous woman so…………k)

there was a night back in the 70s where Brian got drunk with Van Halen and, of course, he had to throw up. he hit his head in the toilet and ended up with a concussion. he had to play with a bandage on his head the following night and I WISH A HAD A PICTURE BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT :( anyway guys stay sober

before Freddie died, he had prepared a huge list of christmas presents for all his friends. Elton John got a painting. he cried a lot. stg Freddie was an angel.

OKAY GUYS THIS ONE MAKES ME CRY ALL THE TIME ARE YOU READY?

an asteroid was named Freddie to commemorate the date of his 70th birthday, in september 2016. the International Astronomical Union has designated the asteroid 17473 as Freddiemercury. it was discovered in 1991, the same year that Freddie died. it orbits the sun in a trajectory between Mars and Jupiter. Brian said: “Asteroid 17473 Freddiemercury is a point of light, but, a very special point of light.”

Roger and Brian were having a huge fight on the backstage, but it ended up when they bursted into Freddie’s dressing room. he was sitting in his underwear and eating corn flakes.

roger was drunk during the who wants to live forever video shoot. that does not surprises me lol

Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it. BTW he made the RS with his dad, and that makes it even more special ok cool.

when roger first met dominique during the organization of the hyde park gig, he kept calling and coming up with silly excuses to see her AND AW THAT’S CUTE

It is reported that Freddie once had a cat named Roger. I mean………………. roger is a cool cat.

John was, at first, refered to as Deacon John (in interviews and stuff) because the boys thought is sounded better and ???? damn john deacon is an iconic name wtf. (I had a picture of an interview where they called him deacon john but this idiot lost it)

freddie liked to collect stamps when he was a around 9-12 years old. his album contains stamps from Britain, Monaco, Eastern Europe, Aden (now part of Yemen) and Zanzibar. the collection was purchased by the Postal Museum (UK) in 1993, and sales proceeds go to the Mercury Phoenix Fund, the charity created in its memory. (I screamed very loudly)

Roger and Freddie had a thrift store before Queen, around 1968/69. they sold old clothes and some of freddies design works. that’s all I have to say.

okay guys that’s all for today. thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk :)))

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again