Apollo: [to Hades And Cerberus] Alright, Shaggy And Scooby, You Take The Sinks, I’ll Check The Cabinets,

“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974

Persephone: *yawns*

Hades: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Persephone: You must be exhausted then.

Hades:

Hades: *intensely blushing*

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—

Dionysus: falalalala lalalala

Hades: guys, we’re the gods—

Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA

Hades: guys is this really necessary—

Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.

*March 31*

Thanatos: So you know how you've been really happy that you haven't had to have any meetings with anyone?

Hades: ... yeah?

Thanatos: That's because every time someone requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31.

Hades: Why

Thanatos: Because I didn't think March 31 existed.

Hades: So how many do I have today?

Thanatos: ... 93

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.