*March 31*

Apollo: [to Hades and Cerberus] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge.

Athena: What?! Why do I get this...dubious-looking device?

Apollo: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device.’ Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Hades: Who does that make you, Apollo? Fred?

Apollo: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.

Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*

Freddie: I lov—

Mary: We know

John: you just love Ro

Brian: ger

Mary: Roger

Brian: so much,

John: we know,

Mary: you

Brian: love him

John: we get it,

Mary: WE

John: G E T

Brian: IT

Freddie:

Freddie:

Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.

Mary:

Brian:

John:

Freddie: Roger loves apple j—

💖 for everyone who is confuse, this is John Deacon drawing (yes I know he doesn’t look like him, but it is)

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

As Roger plays the drum intro to Liar, Freddie says, “C'mon, blondie!”

omfg i love this

From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney