As Roger Plays The Drum Intro To Liar, Freddie Says, “C'mon, Blondie!”

Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*

Hades: FUCK OFF!

myths series  ♆  Greek mythology

╙  Hades

Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.

Thanatos fixes the broken copy machine.

Thanatos: There's something I'd like to show you, boss. “Thanatos. crushed. it." It works!

Hades: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Thanatos: I mean, I've collected a lot of souls for you.

Hades: And yet death has continued.

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

Persephone: It's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.

Thanatos: ...

*15 minutes later*

Hades: Can someone tell me why Thanatos has been screaming "bubbles" angrily in his room for the past 15 minutes?

Zeus: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hades, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)