Persephone: It's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.
Thanatos: ...
*15 minutes later*
Hades: Can someone tell me why Thanatos has been screaming "bubbles" angrily in his room for the past 15 minutes?
Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
LO99 Thanksgiving part 3
Hecate: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my boss.
Hades: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.
Thanatos: And I'm thankful for the friendship-
Hades: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.
Thanatos: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-
Hades: Thanatos.
Since I already did baby Kore/Persephone, I thought it would be nice to add small Cinnamon-Edgelord-Roll too. As I have stated many times, my version of the myths is going to differ very much from the original source, so Hades is only brother to Poseidon and Zeus, and he and his little brother weren’t swallowed alive by Kronos, their father. But they suffered horribly from child abuse, and after a terrible incident they ended up locked in the dungeons and left for dead there together with other children like them (Hera, Demeter, Hestia but also Leto, Hekate etc.). They only happy moments in Hades childhood were those spent with his mother and Poseidon and when he found and befriended a very special dog. ❤
Pt. 1 of some backgrounds I made! Feel free to use them!
Pt. 2: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171280697707/pt-2-of-the-backgrounds-i-made-enjoy💕—Pt. 3: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171309650392/pt-3-of-the-theoi-backgrounds-thanks-for-the
Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)
Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Persephone: it was probably bad to sleep with someone cause I wanted to pet his dog, right?
Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".
Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?
Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.
John: Can you do me a small favor?
Freddie: I’d literally die for you, but go on.