Pt. 1 Of Some Backgrounds I Made! Feel Free To Use Them!

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Since I already did baby Kore/Persephone, I thought it would be nice to add small Cinnamon-Edgelord-Roll too. As I have stated many times, my version of the myths is going to differ very much from the original source, so Hades is only brother to Poseidon and Zeus, and he and his little brother weren’t swallowed alive by Kronos, their father. But they suffered horribly from child abuse, and after a terrible incident they ended up locked in the dungeons and left for dead there together with other children like them (Hera, Demeter, Hestia but also Leto, Hekate etc.). They only happy moments in Hades childhood were those spent with his mother and Poseidon and when he found and befriended a very special dog. ❤

freddie, singing : tale as old as time.

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roger : meme as old a vine.

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roger and freddie, singing together : beauty and the yeet.

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john reid : what-

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miami : don’t. questioning it just encourages them.

brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?

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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.

Zeus: For future reference, singing “eye of the tiger” outside my door while I’m having sex makes me extremely uncomfortable

Athena: apparently not uncomfortable enough to stop

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

Hades: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Persephone: ... are you okay???

Hades: Cerberus stole my frickin garlic bread

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art credit: @watercolor-wall