Since I Already Did Baby Kore/Persephone, I Thought It Would Be Nice To Add Small Cinnamon-Edgelord-Roll

*March 31*

Thanatos: So you know how you've been really happy that you haven't had to have any meetings with anyone?

Hades: ... yeah?

Thanatos: That's because every time someone requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31.

Hades: Why

Thanatos: Because I didn't think March 31 existed.

Hades: So how many do I have today?

Thanatos: ... 93

freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.

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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.

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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.

roger, running in : fred, i just heard! is it true that paul is terribly ill?

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freddie : you sound so hopeful.

Dionysus: How do I get Ceberus from licking me? I’m scared he’ll get drunk off my sweat

Persephone: It's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.

Thanatos: ...

*15 minutes later*

Hades: Can someone tell me why Thanatos has been screaming "bubbles" angrily in his room for the past 15 minutes?

Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*

Hades: FUCK OFF!

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

Hades: *mumbling* I like you

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE

Apollo: can we agree to not tell mom about this

Artemis: this isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?