Apollo: Can We Agree To Not Tell Mom About This

Artemis: Apollo kept trying to sacrifice me last night. He would just yell out “VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!” And then throw me into a circle of men

💖 for everyone who is confuse, this is John Deacon drawing (yes I know he doesn’t look like him, but it is)

Hades: I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

Dionysus: when was the last time you got laid?

Hermes: when was the last time you came home sober?

Dionysus: touché

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

Roger: If there’s gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait till I get back.

Freddie: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.

roger, running in : fred, i just heard! is it true that paul is terribly ill?

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freddie : you sound so hopeful.

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

Hades: You look pretty

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I said you look shitty bye