Zeus: Ooh! Would You Like I Spot Of T E A, Poseidon?

Roger: Hey Deaky, guess what’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Brian, covering John ears: Oh my god, rOGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Roger: So much..-

Hades: I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

Hades: *is drowning in a sea of corgis*

Zeus: HADES!! NO!

Persephone: Don't. This is what he would have wanted.

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Hades, rubbing a corgi's ears: This is exactly how I want to die!

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who’s calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad ‘daddy’?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

Persephone: Honey, why are you making chocolate pudding at 4am?

Hades: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

Asra picking up a call: hello?

Julian calling Asra: I need help, it’s MC

Asra: what’s wrong!?

Julian: well, ever since they got their memories back, they’ve been saying strange things

Asra: what kinds of things?

Julian: well once they yelled about a potion bottle being empty, and then they threw it across the room screaming “yeet”??

Asra: … Jul-

Julian: and another time we were at the market and they screamed “fuck yo chicken strips”?? and they’ve also been doing this weird motion with their arms and calling it a dab?? do you think Lucio is trying to possess them or-

Asra: calm down Julian, I think I know what’s wrong

Julian close to crying: what is it!?

Asra: I think they have Ligma

Julian: Ligma?? I’ve never heard of that, what is it!?

Asra: lig-ma-nuts!!

MC who has been listening in behind julian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Julian: *SCREAMS*