Hades: *is Drowning In A Sea Of Corgis*

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

Spot the difference *impossible*

Apollo: can we agree to not tell mom about this

Artemis: this isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you

Hades: ...Thanatos, did you leave the gaping chasm open again?

Thanatos: No. *He lied.*

Hades: Then why is Cerberus outside?

Thanatos: Come on Hades, he's hardly going to get hit by a car-. Wait... shit.

freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.

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brian : you’re not Irish.

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freddie : binge drinkers.

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roger, from across the room : aMEN!

freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.

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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.

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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.

Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—

Dionysus: falalalala lalalala

Hades: guys, we’re the gods—

Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA

Hades: guys is this really necessary—

Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA