Hades: Wi-Fi Went Down For Five Minutes, So I Had To Talk To My Family, They Seem Like Nice People.

Asclepius and his father. (Part 4)

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It looks like someone hurts John and the boys came to the showdown

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john: rog, i need you to calm down-

roger: *slams fist on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE ‘BIRTHDAY CAKE’ FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR 

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again

Roger: If there’s gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait till I get back.

Freddie: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.

Asra picking up a call: hello?

Julian calling Asra: I need help, it’s MC

Asra: what’s wrong!?

Julian: well, ever since they got their memories back, they’ve been saying strange things

Asra: what kinds of things?

Julian: well once they yelled about a potion bottle being empty, and then they threw it across the room screaming “yeet”??

Asra: … Jul-

Julian: and another time we were at the market and they screamed “fuck yo chicken strips”?? and they’ve also been doing this weird motion with their arms and calling it a dab?? do you think Lucio is trying to possess them or-

Asra: calm down Julian, I think I know what’s wrong

Julian close to crying: what is it!?

Asra: I think they have Ligma

Julian: Ligma?? I’ve never heard of that, what is it!?

Asra: lig-ma-nuts!!

MC who has been listening in behind julian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Julian: *SCREAMS*

[skipping stones on a pond]

brian: this is such a beautiful evening

john: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there