Asclepius And His Father. (Part 4)

Poseidon: your room smells of hookers

Zeus: and success

Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Ares: trust no one in laser tag. No one.

Zeus: i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

Poseidon: I give it a week.

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again

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