Hades: Since We’re Going To Alaska For A While, I’ve Left All Of You A Complimentary Bowl Of Advice.

Hades: *is drowning in a sea of corgis*

Zeus: HADES!! NO!

Persephone: Don't. This is what he would have wanted.

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Hades, rubbing a corgi's ears: This is exactly how I want to die!

Dionysus when he was a demigod, entering Olympus like :

Zeus: is the Chipotle past the strip club?

Poseidon: why is that your only point of reference?

Zeus: just answer the question

Thanatos, texting Hades: Are we still on for today?

Hades: Yes. You don't need to text me this every morning.

Hades: We are still "on" for work every day, Monday-Sunday.

Underworld social networks

Hades: tumblr. Never reblogs anything, but follows a lot of science blogs and entertains himself thinking how smart he is. His nickname is Hector.

Lucifer: Twitter. Strictly professional, only uses it for official communication.

Charon: goodreads. He doesn't really use it as a social network, but he needs to keep track of the books he has read.

Cerberus: no social network. (But there's a user in some porn webs called @BadassGuardian that just happens to like the same things as him).

Cain: he is that one troll in every social network ever. He also happens to follow a lot of fashion channels both in YouTube and instagram

Abel: he's that one guy who never logs off Steam.

Ambrosius: YouTube. He follows dance channels and tries to copy the choregrafies.

Akin: tumblr. He's in every Fandom. OTPs, shipping, crying when one of his OTPs becomes Canon... he is the ultimate fanboy.

Lea: instagram. Fashion, weapons and videos of herself training (and looking fabulous while doing it).

Hermes: I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again

Roger: Hey Deaky, guess what’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Brian, covering John ears: Oh my god, rOGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Roger: So much..-

It looks like someone hurts John and the boys came to the showdown

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.