Thanatos, Texting Hades: Are We Still On For Today?

Queen Texts #4

DiscoDeaky: wₕₒ ₐₜₑ ₘy cₑᵣₑₐₗ

SpaceNerd: John?

DiscoDeaky: ɨ ֆǟɨɖ աɦօ ǟȶɛ ʍʏ ƈɛʀɛǟʟ

CupboardBoi: jesus, satan calm down

DiscoDeaky: ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ

OneQueerBoi: well, none of us ate it!

DiscoDeaky: 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞

DiscoDeaky: ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｘ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｅ

OneQueerBoi: ask Julie then!

DiscoDeaky: yₒᵤ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ⱼᵤₗᵢₑ ₐₜₑ ᵢₜ?

DiscoDeaky: Ḫ̴͔̦͑a̴̻̘͋̈̏̀̈́̐́͋,̸̧̲̬̳̯́͒ ̵̛̹͙̤̰̖̲̌̈́̅͗̑i̷̧̲̔ ̸̦̓̅̈́̈́́͌̿̇̀ͅd̵̡̜̯̲̻́̑ͅơ̸̗̞͓͈̦̙͑̋̎̏͐̐͐ņ̷̨̧̦̤̺̯͓̦̍́̈̏ͅ'̷̨̧̱̹͇͇̙͖̙̇̓͊̅͑̀̆͑͘͝ͅt̸̮̊͒̉͌͠ ̸̛̬̝̂̍͂̊̃̄̕͠b̵̖̺͔̼̖̹̒̉̇͒̋͗̑͜͜͝ē̸̥̟̰͌̍̄ͅl̶̜̬̩̟͋͝i̷̯̻̟̲͝è̵͜v̶̛͍̞̠̪̖̖͎͖́̽̌̓̿̅͆é̷̞͎̍̒͐͋͜ ̶̜̲̯͐̑͊͜i̴̢̗̤͕̯̠̺͇͋̈́̔͒t̶̨̼̺͚̪̐̅͒̌͊̐

SpaceNerd: Did you ask her?

DiscoDeaky: …

DiscoDeaky: she ate it

CupboardBoi: Are you going to apologize, demon?

DiscoDeaky: *high pitched devil screeching*

DiscoDeaky: NEVER

Ares: Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

Dionysus: How do I get Ceberus from licking me? I’m scared he’ll get drunk off my sweat

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

Hades: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Persephone: ... are you okay???

Hades: Cerberus stole my frickin garlic bread

waiter : are you all set to order?

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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?

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dominique : aww that’s sw-

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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

Thanatos: As your best friend-

Hades: Persephone is my best friend

Thanatos: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,

Hades: You look pretty

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I said you look shitty bye