Poseidon: Your Room Smells Of Hookers

Poseidon: your room smells of hookers

Zeus: and success

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5 years ago

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

5 years ago

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

5 years ago

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

5 years ago

Poseidon: dude, you’re never picky with who you hook up with. Have a little dignity

Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all

5 years ago

Hades: Ow! A paper cut!

Hades: …Death is all around me…

Thanatos: *looks up from reading* what did you say buddy?

5 years ago

Hades: Is it wrong for me to wish my dog had arms to get me a beer?

5 years ago

Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

6 years ago

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

5 years ago

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

6 years ago
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?
Y'all Remember Roger’s Post On IG? The One With The BoRhap Soundtrack And IILWMC Was Featured In It?

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.

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