Poseidon: Your Room Smells Of Hookers

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

Poseidon: dude, you’re never picky with who you hook up with. Have a little dignity

Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all

Hades: Ow! A paper cut!

Hades: …Death is all around me…

Thanatos: *looks up from reading* what did you say buddy?

Hades: Is it wrong for me to wish my dog had arms to get me a beer?

Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.