Poseidon: Dude, You’re Never Picky With Who You Hook Up With. Have A Little Dignity

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Hades stands in front of the pot with his arms crossed]

Hades: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Persephone, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Hades: No. No you didn’t. Thanatos?

Thanatos: Don’t look at me. Look at Hecate.

Hecate: What?! I didn’t break it.

Thanatos: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hecate: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Thanatos: Suspicious.

Hecate: No it’s not.

Hermes: If it matters, probably not, but Minthe was the last one to use it.

Minthe: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Hermes: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Minthe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hermes!

Persephone: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.

Hades: No! Who broke it?!

Hecate, softly: Hades… Alecto’s been awfully quiet.

Alecto: REALLY?!

Hecate: Yeah, really!

Alecto: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Hades: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Hades: ...Thanatos, did you leave the gaping chasm open again?

Thanatos: No. *He lied.*

Hades: Then why is Cerberus outside?

Thanatos: Come on Hades, he's hardly going to get hit by a car-. Wait... shit.

Los Chicos Del Zodiaco

Aries:

- Optimista.

- Impulsivo.

- Le gusta tomar riesgos.

- Impaciente.

- Algo infantil.

Tauro:

- Leal.

- Trabajará para conseguir aquello que quiere.

- Generoso.

- Amable.

- Confiable.

Géminis:

- Misterioso.

- Curioso.

- Energético.

- Multi tareas.

- Amigable.

Cáncer:

- Le gusta dar regalos.

- Reflexivo.

- Reservado.

- Algo pervertido.

- Artístico.

Leo:

- Independiente.

- Buen lider.

- Quiere ser apreciado.

- Puede motivar a alguien fácilmente.

- Puede llevarse bien con los demás.

Virgo:

- Serio.

- Determinado.

- Ordenado.

- observador.

- Ahorrador.

Libra:

- Encantador.

- Lo que ves es lo que obtienes.

- Raramente está solo.

- No puede quedarse quieto.

- Temperamental.

Escorpio:

- No le gusta admitir que se ha equivocado.

- Celoso.

- No intentes prepararle una sorpresa, ya la sabrá.

- Aprecia la amistad.

- Tiene la mente abierta.

Sagitario:

- Le encanta viajar.

- Da miedo cuendo se enfada.

- Un poco impaciente.

- Trabaja bien bajo presión.

- Honesto.

Capricornio:

- A veces es un poco perezoso.

- Despreocupado.

- Leal.

- Pesimista.

- Prudente.

Acuario:

- Racional.

- Frio.

- Algo excentrico.

- Es más sabio de lo que piensas.

- Puede llegar a ser impredecible.

Piscis:

- No puede decir no.

- Creativo.

- Empatico.

- Leal.

- Tiene una personalidad adictiva.

John: Can you do me a small favor?

Freddie: I’d literally die for you, but go on.

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

Someone PLEASE tell me that was Roger… if it was, I too will scream

💖💖💖💖True, so true

“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:

they’re both gorgeous women.

they’re both two drunk toths.

they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.

they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.

their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.

they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.

and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.

so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.

(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.