Hermes: Putting 'uwu' At The End Of A Sentence Makes That Sentence Cute And Unharmful.

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

roger, running in : fred, i just heard! is it true that paul is terribly ill?

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freddie : you sound so hopeful.

Asclepius and his father. (Part 4)

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Thanatos fixes the broken copy machine.

Thanatos: There's something I'd like to show you, boss. “Thanatos. crushed. it." It works!

Hades: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Thanatos: I mean, I've collected a lot of souls for you.

Hades: And yet death has continued.

Poseidon : Can I get a waffle?

Zeus : *hands slammed on table* YOU HAVE TO STOP IGNORING YOUR FEELINGS HADES

Hades : I DO WHAT I WANT ZEUS

Poseidon : … can i please get a waffle?

hades: who's a good demonic guardian of hell? WHO'S a good demonic guardian of hell?

cerberus: ???????????????

hades: you are!

cerberus: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.

Freddie: you love me right?

Roger: *being sarcastic* no, i dont love you

Freddie: *starting to cry* but i thought you did..

Roger: *freaking out* NONNO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY-

“he was my best friend, my best man. we shared so much and i owe so much to him.” - roger taylor