John: Rog, I Need You To Calm Down-

warmup doodles from twitter

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*

Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*

Hades:

Queen Texts #4

DiscoDeaky: wₕₒ ₐₜₑ ₘy cₑᵣₑₐₗ

SpaceNerd: John?

DiscoDeaky: ɨ ֆǟɨɖ աɦօ ǟȶɛ ʍʏ ƈɛʀɛǟʟ

CupboardBoi: jesus, satan calm down

DiscoDeaky: ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ

OneQueerBoi: well, none of us ate it!

DiscoDeaky: 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞

DiscoDeaky: ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｘ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｅ

OneQueerBoi: ask Julie then!

DiscoDeaky: yₒᵤ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ⱼᵤₗᵢₑ ₐₜₑ ᵢₜ?

DiscoDeaky: Ḫ̴͔̦͑a̴̻̘͋̈̏̀̈́̐́͋,̸̧̲̬̳̯́͒ ̵̛̹͙̤̰̖̲̌̈́̅͗̑i̷̧̲̔ ̸̦̓̅̈́̈́́͌̿̇̀ͅd̵̡̜̯̲̻́̑ͅơ̸̗̞͓͈̦̙͑̋̎̏͐̐͐ņ̷̨̧̦̤̺̯͓̦̍́̈̏ͅ'̷̨̧̱̹͇͇̙͖̙̇̓͊̅͑̀̆͑͘͝ͅt̸̮̊͒̉͌͠ ̸̛̬̝̂̍͂̊̃̄̕͠b̵̖̺͔̼̖̹̒̉̇͒̋͗̑͜͜͝ē̸̥̟̰͌̍̄ͅl̶̜̬̩̟͋͝i̷̯̻̟̲͝è̵͜v̶̛͍̞̠̪̖̖͎͖́̽̌̓̿̅͆é̷̞͎̍̒͐͋͜ ̶̜̲̯͐̑͊͜i̴̢̗̤͕̯̠̺͇͋̈́̔͒t̶̨̼̺͚̪̐̅͒̌͊̐

SpaceNerd: Did you ask her?

DiscoDeaky: …

DiscoDeaky: she ate it

CupboardBoi: Are you going to apologize, demon?

DiscoDeaky: *high pitched devil screeching*

DiscoDeaky: NEVER

Poseidon: your room smells of hookers

Zeus: and success

Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

roger : *sneezes*

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freddie : hey everyone, roger sneezes like a girl!

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roger : tHEN HOW ABOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY that didn’t sound right-

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freddie : no no, continue.

💖💖💖💖True, so true

“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:

they’re both gorgeous women.

they’re both two drunk toths.

they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.

they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.

their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.

they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.

and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.

so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.

(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)