Poseidon: Yes, I'm A Douche. But I'm A High Quality Douche

Poseidon: I woke up with my shoes on but my pants were in the fish tank

Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.

Hades: Okay

[later]

Persephone: What the hell?

[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]

Hades: He's getting married.

Annecy short is over, time to prepare Japan Expo ! We’re doing a greek mythology serie with the girls, as stickers and badges: Hephaistos, Aphrodite, Dyonisus, Athena & Ares Jeanne –> Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, Hera & Hestia Manon –>Hermes & Persephone

Artemis: Apollo kept trying to sacrifice me last night. He would just yell out “VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!” And then throw me into a circle of men

As Roger plays the drum intro to Liar, Freddie says, “C'mon, blondie!”

omfg i love this

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

Moon Signs Through Music (Lana Del Rey)

Aries – (Impulsive and Enthusiastic): Lucky Ones: Lyrics: “Let’s get out of this town, baby we’re on fire / Everyone around here seems to be going down, down, down / If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher”

Taurus – (Romantic and Materialistic): Fucked My Way Up to the Top: Lyrics “Lay me down / tonight in my diamonds and pearls / Tell me something like I’m your favorite girl / I fucked my way up to the top / This is my show”

Gemini - (Dark and Unsettled) Gods and Monsters: Lyrics “In the land of gods and monsters / I was an angel / Living in the garden of evil / Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed / Shining like a fiery beacon”

Cancer - (Emotional and Dependable) Radio Lyrics: “Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in / Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio”

Leo - (Dramatic and Romantic) Old Money Lyrics: “The power of youth is on my mind / Sunsets, small town, I’m out of time / Will you still love me when I shine / From words but not from beauty”

Virgo - (Curious and Practical) Young and Beautiful Lyrics: “Will you still love me / When I’m no longer young and beautiful? / Will you still love me / When I got nothing but my aching soul?”

Libra – (Flirtatious and Cheerful) Lolita Lyrics: “Would you be mine? Would you be my baby tonight? / Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine / ‘Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got, don’t you know? / It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes”

Scorpio – (Passionate and Secretive) Burning Desire Lyrics: “Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby / Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby I drive fast, wind in my hair, push it to the limits ‘cause I just don’t care / You ask me where I’ve been? / I been everywhere / I don’t wanna be no where but here”

Sagittarius – (Free Spirited and Impulsive): High By the Beach Lyrics: “The truth is I never / Bought into your bullshit / When you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that / All I wanted to do was get high by the beach / Get high baby, baby, bye, bye”

Capricorn - (Ambitious and Dignified): Million Dollar Man Lyrics: “One for the money, and two for the show / I love you honey, I’m ready, I’m ready to go / How did you get that way, I don’t know / You’re screwed up and brilliant / Look like a million dollar man”

Aquarius - (Eccentric and Playful): Off to the Races Lyrics: “And I’m off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers / Chasin’ me all over town 'cause he knows I’m wasted / Facin’ time again on Rikers Island and I won’t get out / Because I’m crazy baby, I need you to come here and save me”

Pisces – (Compassionate and Mystical): Once Upon a Dream Lyrics: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream / I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam / And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem / But if I know you, I know what you’ll do / You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.

Hades: ...Thanatos, did you leave the gaping chasm open again?

Thanatos: No. *He lied.*

Hades: Then why is Cerberus outside?

Thanatos: Come on Hades, he's hardly going to get hit by a car-. Wait... shit.