Via @kindofroger Instagram :

The god of the underworld and the goddess of spring

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Poseidon: dude, you’re never picky with who you hook up with. Have a little dignity

Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all

“he was my best friend, my best man. we shared so much and i owe so much to him.” - roger taylor

Demeter: just 24 more hours and I’ll have my precious daughter back xoxoxo

Hades: choke

Hades: fucking choke

Persephone: Babe calm down

Hades: nah let her choke. Does she think this is funny? Do you not understand the depth of my depression?

Demeter: awh, are you going to cry baby brother?

Hades: c h o k e

From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...