“About 1969, I Opened A Stall In Kensington Market, Which Was One Of The Hippest Places In London.

💖💖💖💖True, so true

“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:

they’re both gorgeous women.

they’re both two drunk toths.

they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.

they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.

their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.

they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.

and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.

so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.

(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)

“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974

freddie, singing : tale as old as time.

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roger : meme as old a vine.

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roger and freddie, singing together : beauty and the yeet.

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john reid : what-

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miami : don’t. questioning it just encourages them.

art by canisalbus ( my edits )

Apollo: can we agree to not tell mom about this

Artemis: this isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you

John: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Brian: Wow. He sounds stupid.

John: But he’s not. He is really smart actually. Just dense.

Brian: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I like you!”

John: I guess you’re right…

John: Hey, Brian! I like you.

Brian: See? Just say that!

John: You can’t be fucking serious?

Brian: If that flies over his head then, sorry Deaky, but he is too dumb for you.

John: ...

Persephone: it was probably bad to sleep with someone cause I wanted to pet his dog, right?

Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—

Dionysus: falalalala lalalala

Hades: guys, we’re the gods—

Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA

Hades: guys is this really necessary—

Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA

Someone PLEASE tell me that was Roger… if it was, I too will scream

Hades: just had an emotional breakthrough with the dog. I’m that high