Same fucking energy
Roger: *does that thing with his voice*
Freddie: I hate you, bitch
Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?
Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?
Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?
Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!
Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.
Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition
myths series ♆ Greek mythology
╙ Hades
Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.
Lucifer: How many?
Hades: How many kids do I have again?
Persephone: Honey, why are you making chocolate pudding at 4am?
Hades: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Hades: I wish my dog could talk!
Genie: Done!
Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!
Poseidon: I woke up with my shoes on but my pants were in the fish tank
roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.
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brian : no that’s not-
Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?
John: * crouches down *
Brian: * Gets on the knees*
Roger: I hope you both die.