Same Fucking Energy

Roger: *does that thing with his voice*

Freddie: I hate you, bitch

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition

myths series  ♆  Greek mythology

╙  Hades

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

Persephone: Honey, why are you making chocolate pudding at 4am?

Hades: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Poseidon: I woke up with my shoes on but my pants were in the fish tank

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.