This Is The TF2 Lore I Live For 

This is the TF2 lore I live for 

In the Halloween Comic, it is mentioned that Medic has a "German Tourist Routine" where he goes out looking like a tourist so that people will mug him, so he can harvest their organs.

Imagining Medic just in the like... stereotypical shorts and suspenders, a button up shirt, knee high socks, and a Polaroid camera around his neck, taking pictures of shit, trying to look as lost and innocent as possible.

All the while he has to actively hold back the evil laughter and horrid little grin as people fall for his clever disguise.

A buff, hairy, fully grown man with a powerful jaw, dressed up like a little cartoon German boy with a lollipop, but looking at you with a Kubrick Stare and grinning from ear to ear as he daydreams about what he's going to do with your liver.

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1 month ago

Well, yea... she doesn't have any bones in her body... she's a puppet

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

7 months ago

Autism is developing entire species with full evolution paths, hierarchies, and unique customs for the world from just a single thought that you then expand on.

(I also spent approx 5 hours worldbuilding the other day)

ADHD is developing the plot for an entire book while zoned out and daydreaming and then getting so immersed in it that you spend the next week developing characters, their traits, places, development, twists and turns and just hoping the creativity holds up and you'll get to finish it.

(I spend approx 5 hours making character moodboards today)


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5 years ago
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?
How Could You Ever Be Broken?

How could you ever be broken?

4 months ago

This is why I write him as a murderer that's done with everyone.

You know... to balance it out.

I love (hate) that Bart Allen really could be the walking embodiment of "if I started murdering people there would be none of you left" and he HAS gone down paths where killing is an option and yet some fandom circles insists he's UwU "so sweet baby innocent doesn't know what blood is"


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9 months ago

Me: *sees this post*

Internal diolouge: Well, it really depends on how you define a-

External diologue: no, no! It Alfred because fuck you


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10 months ago

How to properly tag shit because so many tags are borderline unusable in this fandom.

- if you are in the Roy Harper tag, and any Jason Todd other than Robin!Jason is mentioned, you should tag RHATO.

- if you are in the Wally West tag, and Dick Grayson is in your post, you should tag titans or yjanimated.

- if you are in the arrowfam tag, there shouldn't be bats in your post. if you are in the wonderfam tag, there shouldn't be bats in your post. if you are in the green lantern tags, there shouldn't be bats in your post. if there are bats in your post, then tag it as titans/justice league/whatever based on the bat in your post. make it possible to filter out unwanted characters.

- if a character is not mentioned, don't put your unrelated posts in their tag. i cannot understand why the lian harper tag is the way that it is, and i sure would like for it to not be that way.

Blacklists only work if we tag things properly. I can barely scroll through the Roy Harper tag despite having RHATO, red hood and the outlaws, and jayroy all black listed because of improperly tagged stuff. I know we all want our posts to be seen, but the fandom is a healthier, less toxic place when we help each other out. People can't filter for things they enjoy if we overrun their tags with unrelated stuff, and then that just ends in arguments.

Here's some Roys in honor of reaching the end of this post <3

How To Properly Tag Shit Because So Many Tags Are Borderline Unusable In This Fandom.
How To Properly Tag Shit Because So Many Tags Are Borderline Unusable In This Fandom.

How To Properly Tag Shit Because So Many Tags Are Borderline Unusable In This Fandom.

And a Klarion the witch boy for good measure :)

How To Properly Tag Shit Because So Many Tags Are Borderline Unusable In This Fandom.

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2 months ago

It's even funnier if you remember that Owen is Barts' half-brother. So not only would Tim br dating his parents murderers son, but he'd also be dating one of his best friends' brothers. XD

You know if Dick had a relationship Tony Zuccos kid:

You Know If Dick Had A Relationship Tony Zuccos Kid:

and Bruce is having relationship with Joe Chills kid:

You Know If Dick Had A Relationship Tony Zuccos Kid:

then if we’re following trends…:

You Know If Dick Had A Relationship Tony Zuccos Kid:

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1 year ago

I don't usually block the ones that just follow me... because I want to make an army

Funniest thing on Tumblr is the sex bots following/messaging me when I'm aroace


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2 years ago

Do it... push the button

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

4 years ago
Just Because You Can’t See It Doesn’t Mean Mental Illness Don’t Exist.
Just Because You Can’t See It Doesn’t Mean Mental Illness Don’t Exist.
Just Because You Can’t See It Doesn’t Mean Mental Illness Don’t Exist.
Just Because You Can’t See It Doesn’t Mean Mental Illness Don’t Exist.

Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean mental illness don’t exist.

www.thebpmag.com

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