Things I Am Surprised People Don't Know

Donald Duck came up to me and told me that the reason the world is such a mess is because we have gotten so wrapped up in one aspect of our identity we forget that we are all human and have fostered an inability to recognize even ourselves. He then gave me some bubble gum and flew away on a balloon.

Okay, but me and my husband watched Slumberland and you can’t tell me that this wasn’t Jason Momoa living out his dream to play Beetlejuice. The grime? The fashion? The ADHD? The vague sexuality that just exists on this dirty stinky goblin? THE TUMMY?! He’s absolutely off the rails and I’m literally obsessed.

me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!

brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.

Ruffle H A I R Howell

Ladies and gentlemen I give you!

Angry breakfast raph

OBVIOUSLY NOT HIDING ANYTHING!! Mikey

OH. GOD IF DAD FINDS OUT HES GONNA TAKE THE X BOX CONTROLLERS Donnie

And! BOI SHUT YO ASS UP I ODDA SMACK YOU AFTER THE SHIT YOU JUST DID leo