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franky... my beloved cherished little idiot 💖

reading the last unicorn

I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF A SMUT FIC AO3 COME ON

I didn't know there was gonna be maintenance today 😭😭

I gave birth to our first child last night and apparently the event was so traumatic that it caused Harvey to fuse with the kitchen cabinet.

sailor moon zodiac series ~ first half ~ promise the rest are comin

[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

i feel so bad every time (my sweet sweet beloved) harvey says "i worry about you" because i am heading down to the mines and im biting the heads off bats like ozzy osbourne i need a way to communicate to my babyboy that im not in danger i AM the danger

since everyone is talking about stardew valley again let me share this krobus i crocheted last year!! I took inspiration and a bit of base instructions from this tutorial but i kinda just adjusted the steps to my liking as i went

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

Star Hopper, a pony alien from Outerspace! She loves to gallop across the stars to visit her very best friends in Equestria, visiting them from the Neighborhood Nebula with all her other friends.

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Happy St. Patrick's day from Minty🍀

Saw this post of Gerard Way just standing there and felt inclined.

This must be the end of the world This might be heaven or hell Or it may just be another world

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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Bird Earrings // Lovingo Store

BECAUSE A CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION WHERE THE HAMMERS FLY EVERYWHERE KILLED MY GRANDMA

About halfway through Dressrosa.

Caesar has become one of my favorite OP villians, i love that pathetic lil fart clown.

Greek Goddesses by Tyler Miles Lockett

REESE’S TAKE 5 COOKIES

MLP ONE PIECE AND NOW *FUCKING* TANGLED TRENDING IN THE SAME WEEK??? ALL MY FANDOMS ARE THRIVING???

our favourite wine mom nailing awful pictures on her wall at 3am <3

and the culprit of the allegations becoming true:

I’ve come to make an announcement Trafalgar Law is a bitch ass motherfucker he imprinted on my fucking brother that’s right he took his Amber Lead blood and imprinted on my fucking brother and said his heart was this big and I said that’s disgusting so I’m making a call-out post on my transpondersnail.com. Trafalgar Law, you’ve got a small dick.  It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller.  And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like.  That’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.  He ran off with the Op Op no Mi so guess what I’m gonna fuck Dressrosa.  Take this, this is what you get, my birdcage laser piss!  Except I’m not going to piss on the town, I’m going to go higher, I’m pissing on the island!  How do you like that Fujitora?  I caged in Dressrosa, you idiot!  You have 23 hours before the piss droplets close in on themselves.  Now get the fuck out of my sight before I piss on you too.

*sighs and makes computer background*

Daisuke Samejima, “Flatball 2019 No.03“

chopper: nami can you pass me the salt nami: