DND Rules! Though I Never Had A Chance To Properly Play A Full Campaign, I Even Made One At One Time

John Patricks aka The Shamrock Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (Green)

Shotgun coat (green)

Parsley vest (green/black)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Fancy pants (brown)

Fine leather suspenders (Green)

Multi tone half chaps (Black and brown)

Hunting fowler boots (orange brown)

Vaquero spurs (Grey gold)

Dress tie (Green)

Gambler weapon equipment

John's satchel

Guns: Lucky Charms

2 Cattleman Revolvers

Long barrel

Gold

Everything

Victorian

Silver

Hero pearl grips

Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye

*Runs off*

Question

...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?

..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.

Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.

Some are, but not all, it depends on the place and it's history really, like if it's an older opera house it's more likely to be haunted then a newer one

But then again history is important like if something tragic happened, for example if the place burned down and was then rebuilt, then there's a chance it could be haunted depending on how bad the event was

Not destiny at all I just know I can ask y'all things

These lips are sealed..,or are they?

.....good question do us Exos actually have lips or would they be even considered to be lips...never thought about it

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes

Santa Cayde drops by and hands you a shiny new hand cannon (it's even a god roll)

Happy Dawning!

Thank you! and happy Dawning!

Red Dead Evil 2

John Marston rocking the Kennedy Drip

Outfit pieces

Brown Scout Jacket

Black Union suit

Black fancy pants

Black sleeked riding boots (Under pants options)

Black Rifleman gloves

Same.... though.... Mistakes are still made..and My ghosts ain't happy about it

*looks back at all the Dumb choices in life, including swinging off the building like Spiderman only to realise there's just the void under me*

"Look, I learned a long time ago not to question what Hunters do. I just sit back,relax,and watch. They know what they're doing,they do it well, and it's usually hot."-My friend

Are waffles allowed?

Cause I got bored and made waffles...and I think I made too many

Afternoon tea:

I have an influx of Biscotti, and I would hate the hard work of those who made them to go to waste. So I'm organising a get-together.

Come to my office and there will be tea supplied by Ikora and sweet treats.

Bring your own chair, all welcome

Hypothetically I may took them to the pale heart ... cause I thought Why not train in the heart of where our light came from..,we kinda got separated and they got lost in one of those nightmare/memory tunnels....like the ones you and zavala experienced….and hypothetically ...saw some of past events from a certain someone's memory....and hypothetically....they may have been forced to survive some of the older battles..... like maybe a few tormentors.... few scorn abominations and hypothetically....a projection of Savathûn.....

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

Weezered but destiny

you can blame @dredgen-dumbass and @prince--esque for this fucking thing existing.

SOUND ON OR THE JOKE DOES NOT LAND