*Married Life Playing In The Background

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

Ace attorney has some really great unique dads 🥺

Apurrentice <3

If the rose wilts, so too will you rot away

guys, the male loneliness epidemic can be solved, we just need to hate all women even harder

"love is touching souls"

FNAF 2 movie predictions,,

how do you dry nuis again?

please wash and dry your nuis carefully. they might run away

This guys a big pathetic loser