If It's Any Consolation, There Exists A World, Somewhere Out There, Far Away, Where You Could Have Been

If it's any consolation, there exists a world, somewhere out there, far away, where you could have been happy.

It just... wasn't this one.

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maf1amadd0g

1 year ago

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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maf1amadd0g

2 months ago

looking at someone who's not looking back 👽🎥🎙️

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maf1amadd0g

10 months ago

Some Mob Psycho Doodles I Have Been Accruing

Some mob psycho doodles I have been accruing

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maf1amadd0g

1 year ago

Switched up real fast lil boy

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maf1amadd0g

10 months ago

1st of a 4 page comic featuring Trucy and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney.

Trucy pops into the office where Phoenix is, waving a stack of papers jovially.

Trucy: Hey-o, Daddy-o! It's Taxes Day!
Phoenix: Ah, my favourite day.

She slides in smoothly, placing the papers onto Phoenix's desk and handing him a comically large pen.

Trucy: Your papers, sir.
Phoenix: Thank you kindly. Anything interesting?
Trucy: Oh, same old same old — you could sign them with your eyes closed!

Phoenix raises a hand to cover his eyes, grinning.

Phoenix: Oh? Don't mind if I do.
Trucy: Ha-ha!
Phoenix: Ha-ha!
Trucy: Oh, Daddy, you're so—

A close-up of Phoenix signing the papers; Trucy's eyes narrow at the sight, cold.

Trucy: —silly.

2nd page of the comic. This page is drawn with dramatic lighting; Trucy and Phoenix's faces are obscured by the harsh lighting.

1 month later, Trucy once again enters Phoenix's office, though with a more reserved mood. She has her arms clasped behind her back. On her left ear is a glinting diamond-shaped earring.

Trucy: Daddy.

Phoenix's gaze follows her in silence as she walks; she stops by the window.

Trucy: Meet...

3rd page of the comic.

Trucy bows and gestures towards the window. Bursting forth, perched on the sill, sending the curtains billowing in the wind, Kay sends Phoenix a two-fingered salute jovially.

Trucy: —your new daughter.
Kay: Hullo!

Phoenix smiles blankly.

Phoenix: haha my new what

Last page of the comic.

Kay hoists Trucy up by the waist; with Trucy doing an airplane pose, they run around the room while chanting, "Sisters! Sisters! Sisters! Sisters!"

Phoenix holds Kay's residence card, her name now written as "Kay Faraday-Wright". He has a flashback to last week, where Edgeworth says, "I've been considering asking Ms. Faraday if she'd like it if I adopted her," to which Phoenix jokingly replied, "Keep considering and Trucy's gonna steal her first lol". Phoenix continues to smile vacantly as he thinks, "Edgeworth's gonna kill me."

(id in alt)

orchestrated sister procurement (completely legal)

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maf1amadd0g

2 months ago

how many angry female cows could you fight bare handed do you think

Cows? Those big ones? Realistically probably about 400 before I'd start breaking a sweat.

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maf1amadd0g

10 months ago

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maf1amadd0g

1 month ago

soup

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maf1amadd0g

1 year ago

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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maf1amadd0g

1 month ago