Where Did All Of Your Teeth Go?

Where did all of your teeth go?

Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?

Do not worry, you can still get them back!

You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you

Just don't bother reading too much into it

After all, what you sign there does not matter

Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}

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4 years ago

It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me

Truly magnificent morning

Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe


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3 years ago

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage


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2 years ago

Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?

Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

3 years ago

Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?

Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

They aren't approved by bone provider.

These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)


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2 years ago

I'm back from the decade long search for lost teeth in the void

Had to beat up some teeth snachers

Now I have all their stolen goods

Who wants some teeth on the house?


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3 years ago

Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now


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4 years ago
Just Another Foggy Night At The Park

Just another foggy night at the park


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3 years ago

Be wary of teeth snatchers in your neighbourhood

They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice

So unprofessional...


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4 years ago

Bone provider is close

I can feel it in my bones

They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible


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3 years ago

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied


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