Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?
Do not worry, you can still get them back!
You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you
Just don't bother reading too much into it
After all, what you sign there does not matter
Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}
It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me
Truly magnificent morning
Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe
Please consider returning your bones without any damage
Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?
Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now
Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
They aren't approved by bone provider.
These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)
Had to beat up some teeth snachers
Now I have all their stolen goods
Who wants some teeth on the house?
We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs
Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now
They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice
So unprofessional...
Bone provider is close
I can feel it in my bones
They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible
This is simply not true
I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth
I demand you return that femur at once!
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied