Bone Provider - Blog Posts

Can't wait for the bone harvest!!

Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures

Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left

Don't want that to happen:}

Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?

Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

They aren't approved by bone provider.

These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)

This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones

How exactly did they smell like?

I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences

I've seen a concerning amount of bone thefts taking place on this hellsite

Just so you all know: it should all be in good fun, the Bone Provider encourages occasional mischief, tomfoolery and treachery!!!

P.S. please don't take any necessary bones from your friends, I've seen it happen, it's not very nice (don't want them slithering around all mushy now do you?)

Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows

Shame on you

They'll find them eventually

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage