majusnigoblin
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Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog
This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth
Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?
Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now
Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
I'm back from the decade long search for lost teeth in the void
Had to beat up some teeth snachers
Now I have all their stolen goods
Who wants some teeth on the house?
Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water
You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream
I wander how I ended up there
Dear observers, I'm back
The Void has let me see another day
Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones
Where did all of your teeth go?
Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?
Do not worry, you can still get them back!
You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you
Just don't bother reading too much into it
After all, what you sign there does not matter
Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}
Art thou ready?
The bone harvest is about to begin
Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil
Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)
Who knows what kind of creature you may discover
Can't wait for the bone harvest!!
Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures
Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left
Don't want that to happen:}
Sell me your teeth in the infinite Ikea and I'll gift you 23% off of your next spruttig!!! ;}
Be wary of teeth snatchers in your neighbourhood
They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice
So unprofessional...
Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?
Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
They aren't approved by bone provider.
These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)
Teeth
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Crunch cruncH
This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones
How exactly did they smell like?
I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences
This is simply not true
I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth
I demand you return that femur at once!
Do not give your bones to country gnomes
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied
I've seen a concerning amount of bone thefts taking place on this hellsite
Just so you all know: it should all be in good fun, the Bone Provider encourages occasional mischief, tomfoolery and treachery!!!
P.S. please don't take any necessary bones from your friends, I've seen it happen, it's not very nice (don't want them slithering around all mushy now do you?)
Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away
We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs
Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now
Do not give your bones to country gnomes
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied
Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows
Shame on you
They'll find them eventually
Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact
Please consider returning your bones without any damage
Bone provider is close
I can feel it in my bones
They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible
It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me
Truly magnificent morning
Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe
All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need
And one day they shall reclaim them all
