Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water
You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream
I wander how I ended up there
How exactly did they smell like?
I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences
Bone provider is close
I can feel it in my bones
They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible
Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?
Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now
Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth
This is simply not true
I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth
I demand you return that femur at once!
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied
Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures
Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left
Don't want that to happen:}
Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?
Do not worry, you can still get them back!
You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you
Just don't bother reading too much into it
After all, what you sign there does not matter
Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}
All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need
And one day they shall reclaim them all
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied