Can't Wait For The Bone Harvest!!

Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog

This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage

Art thou ready?

The bone harvest is about to begin

Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil

Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)

Who knows what kind of creature you may discover

Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Bone provider is close

I can feel it in my bones

They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible

Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows

Shame on you

They'll find them eventually

All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need

And one day they shall reclaim them all

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?

Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me