Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil
Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)
Who knows what kind of creature you may discover
We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs
Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now
The Void has let me see another day
Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones
Just so you all know: it should all be in good fun, the Bone Provider encourages occasional mischief, tomfoolery and treachery!!!
P.S. please don't take any necessary bones from your friends, I've seen it happen, it's not very nice (don't want them slithering around all mushy now do you?)
It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me
Truly magnificent morning
Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe
Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?
Do not worry, you can still get them back!
You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you
Just don't bother reading too much into it
After all, what you sign there does not matter
Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}
Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?
Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now
Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures
Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left
Don't want that to happen:}
Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water
You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream
I wander how I ended up there