Some Of You Have Been Hiding All Excess Bones From The Bone Provider And It Shows

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage

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Bone provider is close

I can feel it in my bones

They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible

I've seen a concerning amount of bone thefts taking place on this hellsite

Just so you all know: it should all be in good fun, the Bone Provider encourages occasional mischief, tomfoolery and treachery!!!

P.S. please don't take any necessary bones from your friends, I've seen it happen, it's not very nice (don't want them slithering around all mushy now do you?)

Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog

This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth

Dear observers, I'm back

The Void has let me see another day

Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Just another foggy night at the park

I'm back from the decade long search for lost teeth in the void

Had to beat up some teeth snachers

Now I have all their stolen goods

Who wants some teeth on the house?

Can't wait for the bone harvest!!

Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures

Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left

Don't want that to happen:}