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Had to beat up some teeth snachers
Now I have all their stolen goods
Who wants some teeth on the house?
Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil
Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)
Who knows what kind of creature you may discover
Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water
You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream
I wander how I ended up there
Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
They aren't approved by bone provider.
These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)
They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice
So unprofessional...
We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs
Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now
The Void has let me see another day
Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones
Please consider returning your bones without any damage