All Hail The Bone Provider For They Provide Us With All Bone Structures We Need

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Just another foggy night at the park

Can't wait for the bone harvest!!

Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures

Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left

Don't want that to happen:}

Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?

Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

They aren't approved by bone provider.

These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)

Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage

Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows

Shame on you

They'll find them eventually

Art thou ready?

The bone harvest is about to begin

Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil

Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)

Who knows what kind of creature you may discover

Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water

You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream

I wander how I ended up there