One Of The Things That Is So Much Fun About STAR WARS Fic Is The Potential To Play With Dark!Anakin (sometimes

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Word Up, Return to Fair City Batch 5 (part 2!)

Here’s the rest of batch 5!

Enjoy and thanks again for your patience!

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First half of batch 5

Hogan's Heroes, but make it Star Wars, AKA Hogan's Rebels

The series takes place in an Imperial prison camp around the same time as the beginning of Rebels.

Robert Rob Hogan is a Jedi Knight and Order 66 survivor. His birth name is Arkouda Mathan. (1) He's an expert pilot and particularly good at Jedi mind tricks. He has a blue lightsaber that he made after the Gathering and a white lightsaber that he took from an Inquistor. It used to be red.

Newkirk grew up in the underworld of Coruscant. As a result, he became an expert thief, codebreaker, and slicer.

LeBeau is a Twi'lek. He lived on Ryloth during the Separatist occupation.

Carter is from Tatooine. He is part Tusken. (2)

Kinch and Baker are both Onderonian. (3)

Klink is an Imperial officer. He previously fought for the Republic during the Clone Wars. He is possibly another Fulcrum agent.

Schultz also fought in the Clone Wars. He secretly hates the Empire and longs for the days of the Republic.

H3LG4 and H1LG4 are droids that were secretly reprogrammed for the Rebellion.

Langenscheidt is a storm trooper on mostly friendly terms with the rebels. He has past experience as a bounty hunter.

Burkhalter is a moff.

Hochstetter is an ISB agent determined to prove Hogan is a Jedi.

Crittendon is another Coruscanti, but he's from the upper levels where the other rich people live. A Jedi wannabe, his attempts at emulating them cause more problems than they solve, a fact that annoys Hogan to no end.

Marya is a Nightsister. Another Force-sensitive, she is willing to use the dark side.

Tiger is another Twi'lek. She is part of the Free Ryloth Movement.

(1) - Arkouda is Greek for bear. Mathan is Scottish Gaelic for bear. At least according to Google Translate.

(2) - This is analogous to Carter being a member of the Sioux in the show.

(3) - I was thinking about the Onderon civil war.

P.S. - Consider this an open invitation to make content for this AU.

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Fanfics:

Ciryc by morwen_of_gondor - ciryc: cold You never leave a brother behind. Or a sergeant, either. Delta Squad go back for theirs, orders be hanged.

Claustrophobia by Tirana Sorki (CourtesyTrefflin) - After nearly being crushed to death in the trash disposal on the Death Star, Luke has never liked enclosed spaces very much. And he has a particular aversion to enclosed, wet places. When he crash-lands on a small, remote planet, he’ll have to face that fear… and Darth Vader.

Darth Vader’s guide to kidnapping your very own son from your very own minions by Rosina (RosinaTheWriter) -  When Luke is captured by Imperials, life doesn’t look too good for him. That is until Dad Vader shows up to take him home.

Echoes of a Future Lost by Tirana Sorki (CourtesyTrefflin) - An injury during their duel on Mustafar leaves Anakin and Obi-Wan memoryless. They have no idea how they ended up there, much less what is happening. All they can do is make the best of their situation and try to piece together the future that they lived and lost.

Eparov Takisit by morwen_of_gondor - eparov takisit: apology, lit. eating of an insult Kal and Darman grapple with the fallout of Darman’s loss of temper after he finds out about his son.

halt by the headstone by uncorrectgrammar - Obi-Wan hadn’t known it, but somehow he had risen from his deadened haze. Anakin had reached for Obi-Wan’s hand as though he was meant for it, as though it belonged to him, and it had been like greeting the sun itself. And then Anakin died. In a universe where Anakin faked his death instead of Obi-Wan, a long overdue conversation unfolds when they find themselves injured and stranded after the Hardeen mission.

Hide Until You’re Found by InsertSthMeaningful - Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker spend the months after the Battle of Endor mopping up after Imperial remnants together. They’re a team, and all goes well for them - until it doesn’t. As Vader is gravely injured (yet again), he has to face his expectations for the future.

I’d do it again by Twinkle_Starlight - Things change at the first battle on Geonosis as Jango rescues his son from a charging horned beast, at a great cost to himself

If we have each other, then we’ll both be fine by KitKatOfMidgard - Din and Grogu have been reunited, and Din reflects on the past.

Kintsukuroi by Wishfulthinking1979 -  Luke Skywalker is captured and interrogated by a small Imperial outpost. In his desperation, he screams into the Force. And the Force delivers. In fact, it delivers more than one rescuer and events unfold in unexpected ways.

Mirror by MnM_ov_doom - Luke had seen that familiar face before, he just didn’t know where.

Multiples - Vaderkin in ROTS by Rivana Rita (CourtesyTrefflin) - The mission to rescue the Chancellor becomes complicated when, out of nowhere, four more versions of Anakin randomly appear on the Invisible Hand. Except two of them are Sith cyborgs. Obi-Wan can already feel the headache coming on. One Anakin is hard enough. But five? Who all want his attention? Who all consider him their father? It’s almost a nightmare come true. Or is it?

parallel lines by lore_reyen - When history seems to repeat itself, we learn things about ourselves and the ones we love. (After the battle on Geonosis, Anakin discovers the similarities between himself and his Master that he never saw before.)

Remembrances by Tirana Sorki and Rivana Rita (CourtesyTrefflin) - When Anakin Skywalker wakes up on a strange planet with no memory of his name or past or how he got there, he wants answers. Unfortunately, or not, the only ones who can provide insight are people who claim to be Jedi. Sent on a mission to destroy the Sith, Anakin quickly realizes that all is not as it seems, and he’s missing key information behind the truth of his amnesia.

Touch Starved by Amina Gila (CourtesyTrefflin) - They are two halves of a whole, two stars inexorably pulled together by gravity, forever rotating one another, forever caught up in each other’s orbit. They are Anakin and Obi-Wan. They are Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi. It doesn’t matter. Names mean nothing. Not for them. They should be enemies. They are a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord. And yet… nothing can truly keep them apart.  NOT VADERWAN!

Fanart:

All You Need is Uj Cake by Divilus-Corner (ReadingBlueWolf) - Kal’s sick and the Nulls just try to make it better.

Cosmic Nap by sorayume - Fanart of Din and Grogu cuddling :3

In your darkest times, I’ll stay by your side by IceyGemini

tfw you find out your peaceful jedi boyfriend uses slurs

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Sketch that will prob inspire a fanfic,

Answering the question: How do you cage a Jedi? (or how do you cage a Skywalker?)

What can i say, im on a hurt Din kick

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

He’s the cutest stop it

I’m gonna just throw this out before it happens:

Even if Sabine somehow “unlocks” the force through hard work, the Jedi were STILL RIGHT to only recruit force sensitive children.

There has only been one episode of Sabine learning to be a jedi so far. Look at how terrible of a time she’s having. She’s making zero progress, and we know she spent a long time with Ahsoka before quitting because she was making no process.

Why is she putting herself through all this grief with no reward? No idea. That’s another post.

But the point is Ahsoka isn’t even teaching Sabine what younglings were usually taught. She’s not trying to get Sabine to deflect blaster shots (bc she’d never be able to) and she’s not trying to teach Sabine how to move things with her mind (bc she’d never be able to). It’s just lightsaber lessons. Something Kanan taught Sabine already just as a Mandalorian wielding the dark saber. Sabine would be doing so much worse if she was in a normal youngling group.

Sabine has only gotten this far because she is a natural warrior. And she still already quit once. Ahsoka’s really not helping at all. She’s just telling Sabine to “feel it”

And sure! The other jedi masters did that. But they did that knowing that their students actually had a natural ability to feel the force!! Their students knew what they were trying to feel.

For someone who went through the public school system with dyslexia I honestly felt so frustrated and bad for Sabine last episode. Ahsoka and Huyang are telling her to do things she just has no ability to do. At least Huyang is being honest with her about why.

There is nothing more frustrating when you’re struggling and someone tells you to just. Do it better. Huyang and Ahsoka are not giving her any real instruction. Bc there is no instruction. There is no shortcut like there was with reading.

But unlike me and reading, Sabine does not have to be a jedi. She does not have to learn how to use the force. So why is Ahsoka putting her through this? Why is she putting herself through this?

Imagine if the Jedi order did that with little kids? Kids who may not have the option to quit like Sabine did? That would so so terrible for them. It’s already terrible for Sabine. How long did Sabine try the first time around? How terrible did it get, not making any improvement for so long, before she quit the first time? She doesn’t have to be a jedi. If you’re not force sensitive there’s no reason to force it. (Hehe, get it? Force it?)

If Ahsoka wanted a padawan she should have found someone force sensitive and trained them. Honestly this whole thing feels like a cruel joke on Sabine: someone who works hard and is naturally talented at many other things.