Regulus Was Terrified Of Being A Bad Dad To Harry.

Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.

James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-

*door is slammed in his face*

So true

WESPER & KANEJ in Shadow and Bone (2021-2023)

Marauders & co as things my sister has said (she’s deranged, Istg)

- James: (Talking about storm troopers) look at them running around like tic tacs. Tica tica tica tica

- Barty: When I grow up I’m gonna be a Kidnapper

- Sirius: Can you touch this hole in my foot? Regulus: no. I don’t want to touch the hole in your foot. Sirius: Whyyyyyyyy

- Barty: See ya sisters! Wait are you taking a video? Take a video [regulus]! Okay. See ya sisters!

- Pandora: This foot massager is like dislocated bones wiggling around under skin. I love it

(These are all the ones I have written down in my notes app, but my sister is completely nuts and has said some way weirder stuff)

No one can tell me that Elio (call me by your name) isn’t literally regulus (and I don’t just mean that Timothee Chalamet “plays” both of them)

Because like, you can’t say that this:“I wanted him dead too, so that if I couldn’t stop thinking about him and worrying about when would be the next time I’d see him, at least his death would put an end to it. I wanted to kill him myself even, so as to let him know how much his mere existence had come to bother me-“ isnt LITERALLY regulus talking about James.

Also, they both have the music/poetry/literature vibes, and they’re both my babies, so yeah

James: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my centre of gravity, without you, everything would float away and life would be nothing. I just don’t know how to explain how much I love you, my love for you is what I am now, I am nothing if not complete adoration for everything you do.

Sirius: I love you too prongs, you’ll never really know how much, but I do love you, so so much

*emotional loving embrace*

Regulus standing in the corner: what the fuck did I just witness

Remus: get used to it bud

I JUST FINISHED CHAIN OF THORNS AND OMFG GUYS I CANT.

anyways here’s the merry thieves as marauders (or the other way round idk)

Thomas -> James

Matthew -> Sirius

James -> Remus

Christopher -> Peter

And as an added bonus, the love of my life, Alastair would be the other love of my life, Regulus.

(I REALLY wanted James herondale to be James potter for the lolz but they’re just don’t give off similar vibes in my humble opinion)

the archivist

Sirius will literally thirst over Remus in 3 layers of clothes or no layers. Fight me

sirius black loves everything about the winter season fr like permanent blush? yum. excuse for cuddles? delicious. remus lupin in three layers of clothes? does not get better than that

Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream

Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this

Peter: *already gone*

Regulus: Not this early

James: I’m listening babe 😍

Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*

Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating

Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other

Silence

Sirius: james…

James: *literally running for his life*

Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful

*james walking into the lounge to the walls covered in sticky notes and string and Regulus running around like a madman*

James: Love, it’s 3 am, what are you doing?

Regulus: I need to find out if Lizzie Borden killed her fucking parents or not, James. It’s really important

James: Come on honey, we can work that out together tomorrow, just come with me to bed.