the archivist
*sirius walked into a closet where James and regulus may or may not have been making out and now the doors stuck*
James: Well this is nice, just the three of us
Sirius and regulus: No!
Star “if the only way to love you is to let us die” chaser
Canon idc
*at the shadowhunter academy*
Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ragnor, from his office: WHO THE F*CK SET MY ROOM ON FIRE???
I just wanted to say that my page is a Drarry hate area. Drarry? Horrible. Draco? Disgusting. Dumbledore? Hell no. Snape? Yuck.
(Jsyk, I honestly don’t care if you do or don’t like these characters and this ship, like everyone has their own opinions, but I’m always up for a fun little debate :) )
James was the sun, but get too close to the sun and you get burnt.
The truest thing I’ve ever read
Baz has a slutty man waist and Simon has daddy broad shoulders, pass it on
Ive come on here for one reason. And that is to say that Sirius was definitely, 100% an astrology girlie. Thank you and goodnight
You know, regulus, James, dorcas, Marlene, Barty, Evan, lily, Mary, Remus and Sirius would have all gotten sweaters today.
But they won’t. None of them will, because sadly, they all had a meeting with a bald man with no nose, one of his club members or a random veil.
Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream
Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this
Peter: *already gone*
Regulus: Not this early
James: I’m listening babe 😍
Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*
Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating
Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other
Silence
Sirius: james…
James: *literally running for his life*
Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful
James: I would SAVAGELY murder someone for you
Sirius: I would too!
James: You’re welcome
Sirius: I love you!!