*sirius Walked Into A Closet Where James And Regulus May Or May Not Have Been Making Out And Now The

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RIP Regulus I guess

Sirius, talking to regulus: Listen, I know your spirit animal is a catipillar that’s been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf

Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream

Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this

Peter: *already gone*

Regulus: Not this early

James: I’m listening babe 😍

Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*

Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating

Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other

Silence

Sirius: james…

James: *literally running for his life*

Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful

You know, regulus, James, dorcas, Marlene, Barty, Evan, lily, Mary, Remus and Sirius would have all gotten sweaters today.

But they won’t. None of them will, because sadly, they all had a meeting with a bald man with no nose, one of his club members or a random veil.

Finished colouring + fem remsu

spreading more of my regulus headcanons!!

he is left handed.

he plays the violin and piano.

he learned french before english— all of his thoughts are in french, and he talks to himself in french.

he is autistic and has sensory issues.

he doesn’t like to eat meat, tries to eat vegetarian as often as he can.

gets attached to jewellery/pieces of clothing easily.

addicted to tea.

stays up very late, and wakes up very early.

can read latin fluently, but not speak it fluently.

blurts out random facts no matter the situation, just the most random, disturbing facts.

spoke later than other kids, having to go to speech therapy— he didn’t speak in full sentences until he started primary school.

regulus was terrified of being a bad dad to harry.

t e r r i f i e d.

he worried, and he paced, and half the time he panicked if he was left alone with harry for even two minutes for james to go to the kitchen and bring back a bottle.

james was phenomenal with him, a natural. james was born to be a father. lily was an amazing doting mother, it all seemed to come so natural to her. mary always made harry squeal with excitement the second she walked into a room. but regulus felt as if he could never be a good father. he never had a good example, so how could he be?

so when harry potter was eleven months old, and took his first steps towards regulus, who at the time was not even paying attention to him. and james and lily screamed in excitement, scaring harry and causing him to not only just walk to regulus, but run to him.

well, regulus figured he must of not been doing to awful of a job.

and as he held a now crying harry who couldn’t understand why everyone was screaming and being so loud, and clung to his papa with tear stained cheeks and soft coos. regulus decided it didn’t matter how terrified he was of being a father, because he already was one, and harry seemed to think he was doing a pretty good job.

I JUST FINISHED CHAIN OF THORNS AND OMFG GUYS I CANT.

anyways here’s the merry thieves as marauders (or the other way round idk)

Thomas -> James

Matthew -> Sirius

James -> Remus

Christopher -> Peter

And as an added bonus, the love of my life, Alastair would be the other love of my life, Regulus.

(I REALLY wanted James herondale to be James potter for the lolz but they’re just don’t give off similar vibes in my humble opinion)

Steve Harrington loved ABBA and that is something I will stand by until the day I die