Yes. Just yes
We like to think Lucy was going to be the perfect ideal accepting cute mom we want for Simon, and that she would open her arms selflessly to his boy's boyfriend and bless their union. And she is, she totally would. But I bet she would be a little shit about it, and she would DUEL Baz on a football match to prove his worth of Simon's hand. She would ruthlessly take down this kid who claims to be her son's true love. "Let's see, Basilton Pitch, if you are good enough for my son. Break me in a football match, no magic, and then you can attempt to propose to him. Salisbury's don't play games boy, we win them!" Simon would shout in embarrassment 'mooooommmm' and Baz would be compelled by Old Family blood manners to accomplish, only to be ugly beaten by his mother-in-law. Like, very ugly beaten down in the football pitch. (Of course she just does it for the fun and bless their union anyway, and she would bond with Baz over sports, team sports, cars and old magic. She would never shut up about how Baz is not 'strong enough for her son' but she does it jokingly and Baz just rolls his eyes in fondness. Simon never stops yelling 'moooommmm' everytime Lucy brings it xD )
Regulus Did I beat you at your own game? Black
And
Sirius Typical of me to put us all to shame Black
I had this really weird dream last night that regulus was going to work but Sirius had taken his phone and he was really upset. Then James came and stared baking him a new phone. Like full on eggs and flour and shit. It was really cute but I’m still kinda scared. Like what was that about??
RIGHT PERSON WRONG (LIFE) TIME SHIPS ARE THE BEST BUT ALSO THE WORST.
LIKE, YEAH I LOVE GETTING MY HEART BROKEN INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES BUT THEN I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING IT
Omfg this is giving me life and meaning skdbdldheodbdkdbe
regulus is an artist and james is a menace
*sirius walking in on James and regulus*
James: It- it’s not what you think it is
Regulus: It is
Sirius: But you’re my brother
Sirius: And you’re my other brother
Sirius: This is incest
Regulus: At least mother will be happy
(Throughout this whole thing James is just there slowly combusting)
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Peter:
Lily:
Mary:
Marlene:
Regulus (bonus i guess!):
James was the sun, but get too close to the sun and you get burnt.
OK YES!??!?!??!!!!!
And yeah, he would so love the shooting range scene
Tv shows I think people from the marauders era would watch:
James and Sirius: H2o (and they’d fucking love very minute of it)
Regulus: Young Royals
Sirius and James (yes again, because I can): heartstopper
Evan and Barty: Heartbreak high (the new one)
Dorcas: the chilling adventures of Sabrina/gossip girl
Lily and Mary: Gilmore girls/ gossip girl (they’d talk about it with dorcas)
Lily: Anne with an E
Pandora: the good place
Pandora and regulus: umbrella academy
Peter and Sirius: teen titans go
Remus: shadow and bone (he’s obviously read the books first tho)/ derry girls
Marlene: atypical/sex education/ Kath and Kim
James and regulus: the end of the f***ing world/I am not ok with this
Regulus and Remus: the queens gambit
I HAVE REALLY DETAILED EXPLANATIONS TO ALL OF THESE BUT THEYRE REALLY LONG AND RAMBLY SO IM LEAVING THEM OUT
*james walking into the lounge to the walls covered in sticky notes and string and Regulus running around like a madman*
James: Love, it’s 3 am, what are you doing?
Regulus: I need to find out if Lizzie Borden killed her fucking parents or not, James. It’s really important
James: Come on honey, we can work that out together tomorrow, just come with me to bed.
RIP Regulus I guess