Latest Posts by maxinawell - Page 7

Screw it, 2nd 'tag yourself' thingy. I'm dude with sunglasses chills with tea then dies.

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

Reblogging to give an all aromantics $50

i think aromantics should get $50

Me @ my friend

WHAT … your None  Binanry……………. ….   that is so  cool …………. ..

Blorbowocky from my yinterish poem

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

How much to miscount, Puki?

I’m the guy who tallies up the yearly vending machine deaths

Good Lird

1st/2nd show on cw, after Tumblr users buy it

https://nonbinarypotatofromhell.tumblr.com/post/672689501169205248 (post I'm referencing)

I wish there was a show like My Cat from Hell but with autistic people

Autism Parent™: My kind won’t stop throwing tantrums

Autistic Expert: Well A) those are meltdowns NOT tantrums B) they have no control over this and C) stop touching them without their consent and forcing them into overwhelming situations

Autism Parent ™: I just want my kid to say “I love you”

Autistic Expert: They have been telling you they love you by infodumping to you and spending time in the same room as you. You just refuse to listen.

Autism Parent ™: They behave so weird. I want them to stop.

Autistic Expert: Have you ever talked to an autistic adult to learn about what autistic body language looks like? Well stop expecting them to act neurotypical, they are not. Their behavior makes actually absolutely sense for an autistic person.

Feel free to add more examples :)

It truly is the 3st

Not an ace, but aro. I think.

Edit: going throught my posts... Why did I feel the need to say this? (To clarify I'M not ace. This blog supports ALL aspec, mspec, tspec (trans-spectrum?), sspec (single-spectrum), etc. Peeps tho.)

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

What's-his-nuts writing 'Jabberwocky'

(or her, but given it was like the 1950's or something, I doubt it.)

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

This was an autofill tag???

[ID: a Tumblr tag autofill bubble with the words yoinky sploinky in it. End ID.]

If you couldn't guess, I chose sploinky.

(sploinky isn't feeling like a word anymore, even though it wasn't one to begin with)

important chart i made

There he go

gummy lamas

By the little power invested in me by whatever means, I shall also will jiant k-nt rowling (lowercase derogatory)

Fuck the whole “who’s gonna die this year” who’s death are you MANIFESTING. I’ll go first. JK Rowling

It's alright-Jack Stauber

Hm. Breakdown or wonderful year. Who knows

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go

So... I may have accidentally started a cult in my friend group discord server... Oh well.

As the new year creeps ever closer, I'm gonna say the decently popular opinion that new year's resolutions suck, but if I have to have one (which I don't, but... Whatever), I'll take a walk at least once a month.

Feelin fancy this year. Weird to think the year nobody could've seen coming started a bit less than two years ago. Will I do a year-in-review? Nope. Nothing to review. So have a throwback to something nobody here was there to see.

Feelin fancy this year. Weird to think the year nobody could've seen coming started a bit less than two years ago. Will I do a year-in-review? Nope. Nothing to review. So have a throwback to something nobody here was there to see.

My fav part of Tumblr tbh. We may be losing the ability to speak in anything other than conjunctions and predicates, but at least we don't have to deal with The Algorithm™ forcing copies of the same content over and over (for now...) down our throats.

fills me w joy tht the dash is not controlled by algorithm- and when we see something and everyone references the same 10k note post as if its the most famous piece of cinema to hit the market its not because we all got it systematically pushed to us- but because are simply Logged The Fuck On

Rbing because frick this is so good.

(edited tags bc I forgot how the apple ban worked for a bit)

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Dangit, forgot to record a melodica video...

Another new video.

I know you guys like this stuff.

So do I.

Expect this for the next few weeks, or maybe just tomorrow. Who knows.

You can't DO this to me. I'm in PUBLIC. I do not WISH to be Perceived.

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

Feel free to suggest any songs you might want played, I'm kinda bored and I have a few days to spare.

Just* uploaded a video on my channel of me playing "Drunken Sailor" on my melodica!

Also face reveal ig (maybe??? I don't remember any posts with my face in it...)

*it was a few hours ago.

Just* uploaded a video on my channel of me playing "Drunken Sailor" on my melodica!

Also face reveal ig (maybe??? I don't remember any posts with my face in it...)

*it was a few hours ago.

I need to write like a whole book about this NOW but like... I've never written anything longer than 10 pages, AHHHHHH

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Dang, really want to live in a sitcom-esque house where there are like 5 different artists from different fields, like a painter, a pianist, a thespian, a sculptor, and like... A costume designer. Sounds chill. If anyone want to do this and lives in like right in the middle of USA hmu in like 10 years.

(posted 2021, DM me or whatever in 2030s ish)

PLEASE reblog with like... Headcannons or whatever, I just want as much of the experience as possible

On the other hand...

!!!do NOT buy Lazy Lions!!!

(fyi, this IS a joke)

Many people think that the way lazy lions lie around all day is cute, but IT IS NOT!

[ID: a "lazy lions" nft with a purple background. The lion's fur is brown, and its mane is red and braided. Its eyes are not in line, and they have different colors. It is wearing a fishing hat, an etherium design earring, and a winter coat.]

These lions AREN'T lazy, they're SUFFERING from LEARNED HELPLESSNESS! A good lion breeder always makes sure their lions get AT LEAST 5 hours of activity. These lions were kept in cages all day, every day! Their owner barely fed them, so they became SEDENTARY to reserve ENERGY. Its mane is also supposed to be trimmed and kept tidy! All this breeder has done is tie a few clumps together, which can even hurt the lion sometimes!

We've seen what happened to the bored ape breeder, so let's kick back into gear!

(take all this as literally or as metaphorically as you want, I put this out with the intent of art, to let it evolve and spread, or die trying)

Honestly I don't get nft's. Like, buy stock or commission someone, one or the other. Or do trading cards, I don't care, nft's are an unnecessary overlap.

5 days until I change my icon...

My friend would LOVE the ratte shirte, but unfortunately I'm poor

Use code BFRIDAY over and over again to get a buck off anything! It's good now til Monday the 29th in our ShopShifty store!