Maxknightleyunofficial - My Real Blog Is MaxKnightley

I keep reading "ayy lmao" as "ayy l.m.a.-ow"

someone fix me

realtalk make a pact w/ me if i ever am like “yo im caught in a time loop” please believe me i promise i wont ever use it as a prank either like ive been watching a lot of tv shows and movies w/ fucking time loop plotpoints where one character knows it and if i ever become that person i want to not have to constantly prove it to them. just take it on honest that a magic or something happened.

alright, who's the wise guy who made one of my old posts popular

My favorite characters: Sho Minamimoto - The World Ends With You

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

nik y’know I love ya and I hate to go for the low blow but don’t you live in the country that brought us

ok uh quick question america……..what the fuck

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore

here’s a list of monster girls i want to be someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage