I Keep Reading "ayy Lmao" As "ayy L.m.a.-ow"

what the fuck

grinding your units in FEA so tipping the scales becomes more like:

separation of snurch and snate

cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful

i have formed the Bond of Matrimony with one of your hu-mon males, and thus enslaved him. j-just a Heterosexual Joke there, I haven't literally enslaved him with psychic powers, because I don't have those

“married to a male”

why do cis people talk like this its kinda creepy tbh

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

Neither introvert nor extrovert, a gross medley that God did not intend.

1. You enjoy talking to others, but sometimes find small talk draining, an insane contradiction that defiles the natural order.

2. Inside your chest beats a foul heart, pulsing with primal lust for both party and privacy! You are the cancerous chaos, a personality type that lays blight upon all creation.

3. The monstrosity that is you can enjoy the spotlight, like an extrovert, but you are not an extrovert. Merely a clever mimic that wears deceit like a second skin.

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I'm going to follow this one instead of your actual one. Cop that mate.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GUYS.

STUFF I NEEEEED