Neither Introvert Nor Extrovert, A Gross Medley That God Did Not Intend.

I keep reading "ayy lmao" as "ayy l.m.a.-ow"

someone fix me

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

Ok here I'll try better. Your fat lazy and most likely ugly. You shouldn't be proud you should be ashamed. Trans? You'll never be the gender you desire. You'll be a pathetic faux version made through surgical mutilation and hormones you have to take forever. Your nothing but another spoiled mentally ill malcontent american brat who would serve the world best if you killed yourself. so get to it freak.

Good job! This is vastly improved, 7/10 easy. Still a couple tips, though!

Don’t use weasel words like “most likely” ugly. Commit to your insults!

I literally despise the concept of authenticity and would jump at the opportunity to tear my body to shreds and be reborn as a fucked up demon, so like, being a “pathetic faux version made through surgical mutilation and medical treatment” actually isn’t too bad to me. You’d need to know me better to be aware of that, though, so it’s understandable.

I mean, I still don’t give a shit, but what matters is that this was a learning experience for you. :)

derived from "le lol" IIRC

What the fuck is lel though for real

http://www.change.org/petitions/nintendo-of-america-extend-the-year-of-luigi-to-the-decade-of-luigi

honestly? whenever i design an alien i totally get why people have the urge to just slap some tits on a bug and call it an alien. any further than that and you feel obligated to write an entire hypothetical evolutionary history 

who are you talking about + why are you posting weird blurry gray gradients, dude

snow is great because you know what it means when it snows

you know who’s nearby

stop following this blog you butts i thought changing the name would make it clear

follow so-says-mister-stewart instead blugh

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.