this isn't quite the blog theme but I haven't posted something in months so
(submissions are accepted if anyone comes up with something btw)
i did one of those tumblr slideshow things to explain why I hate swords
every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like
Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.
Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
here’s a list of monster girls i want to be someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
the founding furries
we all knew ben franklin would be #exposed eventually
real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers
I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.
mcelroy content is so good tbh
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I'm not going to follow you back and I only post content here by accident, what the heck are you doing
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