Are You Quoting Oliver Swanick Or

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore

i just want an episode where a bunch of pearls talk to each other so it’s like 5 minutes of deedee talking to herself in various voices

Owl at Home by Arnold Lobel ( 1975)

I keep reading "ayy lmao" as "ayy l.m.a.-ow"

someone fix me

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

why does that cigar look so much like a dong

check out the

while my DJ revolves it

why have this fake blog

so when I first made my tumblr account I made a gimmick blog because I didn't expect to use the website for anything else. then I made a sideblog for personal posts and reblogging and so on. then eventually I abandoned the gimmick blog entirely but because of the sunk cost fallacy I did not want to delete my sideblog and move everything over here. needless to say, it's roughly a decade later and it's not like the sunk cost fallacy has gotten weaker in that time. so. this is the state of affairs for ol' maxie

me: *interacts socially, once*

brain: ugh god stop harassing them

Neither introvert nor extrovert, a gross medley that God did not intend.

1. You enjoy talking to others, but sometimes find small talk draining, an insane contradiction that defiles the natural order.

2. Inside your chest beats a foul heart, pulsing with primal lust for both party and privacy! You are the cancerous chaos, a personality type that lays blight upon all creation.

3. The monstrosity that is you can enjoy the spotlight, like an extrovert, but you are not an extrovert. Merely a clever mimic that wears deceit like a second skin.

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