SHIT, I Could Have Switched Back To Posting On This Blog For April Fool's. SHIT SHIT SHIT I MISSED A

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

reblog if vidalia/amethyst is canon

why have this fake blog

so when I first made my tumblr account I made a gimmick blog because I didn't expect to use the website for anything else. then I made a sideblog for personal posts and reblogging and so on. then eventually I abandoned the gimmick blog entirely but because of the sunk cost fallacy I did not want to delete my sideblog and move everything over here. needless to say, it's roughly a decade later and it's not like the sunk cost fallacy has gotten weaker in that time. so. this is the state of affairs for ol' maxie

derived from "le lol" IIRC

What the fuck is lel though for real

me when i meet another lesbian

*uses [Mirror Image] to create an illusory duplicate of my blog, dispelling all magic and confusing my followers*

*casts [Chain Lightning] onto my blog so it does light nature damage to all of my followers*

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

alright, who's the wise guy who made one of my old posts popular

the driliad

the Iliad but Achilles is dril

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore